The author was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia with just a hint of lime and lemon juice on the side and a cherry on top.
At the very tender age of 65 he reengineered the spelling of the word ‘Awesome’ by removing all the letters between A and E and replacing them them with his name. To his credit in the literary world are books such as The Dictionary, The Bible, The Encyclopedia and other titles that begin with the word ‘The’. (The is a trademark of the Awesome Corporation. Only to be used with express permission from us)